Stood Up (and drowned)

By: snowgood

Dec 15 2016

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Category: Humour

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Aperture:f/2.2
Focal Length:4.15mm
ISO:32
Shutter:1/33 sec
Camera:iPhone 6s

Up at 7:30.

On the road at 8:10.

First call at 9:15.

Brunch at 11:10.

My gingerbread latte was prepared by a  delightful young girl.

I said to her,

“I bet you’ve stood up more men than any girl I’ve ever met”

She laughed back,

“I’ve not heard that one before”

Distracted by porridge and teacakes my ginger bread man sank beneath the cream and drowned!

 

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