Younger readers won’t know “A Nightingale sang in Berkeley Square”.
There were no nightingales present when I was in town on Monday.
Although I spotted a big brash Bentley sporting a parking ticket.
Pity the pour souls who have signed up to the “Your Dentist” finance plan.
The last time I “opened wide” it cost £495, I shudder to think what it would cost with this bunch of jokers.